Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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