When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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