NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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