Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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