Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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