I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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