so that wasnt chicken after all
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
These tits shall not be calmed
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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