Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I yelled at your uterus for you.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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