It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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