Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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