i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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