I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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