big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
PANTIES FOUND
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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