Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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