He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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