Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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