Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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