I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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