She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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