Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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