So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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