I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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