youre lurking in front of me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Randomize
