I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Go christen that room with your naked body.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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