Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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