But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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