Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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