Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
That was before I lit my hair on fire
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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