I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We had sex on a dog bed..
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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