His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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