Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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