i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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