Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I can text with my tongue
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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