No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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