I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
