It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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