the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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