i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I forget how to act sober
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