Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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