Porn is love you can see.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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