woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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