Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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