Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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