god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I want to fling myself into the sun
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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