Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
