which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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