This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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