I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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