So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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