I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
