never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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