What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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