addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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