I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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