okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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