Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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