does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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