instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
a search helicopter?!
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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