White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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