Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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